Aussie BBQ Legends

Yogi Bear is his nick name,
BBQ chef is his insisting game,
It was the annual Easter camping trip,
Sausages voted in for dinner - "Yogi yells I'll BBQ it",
With his portable camping BBQ - Yogi was pumped,
Im surprised my sister - his fiancee isnt yet dumped,
Cos Iv never seen someone be in love with his BBQ this much,
The scary thing is he appears to have the flaming touch,
By flaming touch I mean literally his touch brings flames,
So Yogi turned the BBQ on while we all played camping card games,
To my right I saw nothing but red and orange fill our tarp,
The gas had been on a little to long - it was no longer dark,
The girls screamed loudly the flames rose high,
And something really stunk above Yogi Bears eyes,
The tarp was not on fire and ill never know how ...
This flame only seemed to focus on the Bear's Brow,
He singed his eyebrows almost right off,
But cooking this BBQ - he still didnt stop!
The flames were metres into the air,
The guy is lucky it only burnt his eyebrow hair,
But we got our sausages for dinner that night,
Without a BBQ incident from Yogi - the trip wouldnt have seemed right,
Would you believe Yogis burnt down 3 other BBQ's - you would think 1 was enough,
But I guess this BBQ Bear legend has the instant BBQ Flaming Touch!
(see Yogi in picture with is portable pride and joy)