Aussie BBQ Legends

- Has at least one spare, full gas bottle (or is hooked up to mains). Fully expects a ribbing if gas runs out. - Has Meat, BBQ, Matches, Tongs, Barbie-Mate - Beer (in hand) - Understands that beer is a valid ingredient - Has entourage of mates for cooking commentary and beer fetching duty - Does not believe in wearing an apron - Can cook rare, medium rare, medium, medium-well or well done, however if something's cooked wrong validly maintains a "you eat it as it comes, this isn't a restaurant" style mantra - Burnt for anyone who complains - Does not drop sausages, and - Does not burn sausages (unless you complained), however - Knows how to blame BBQ if something does get burnt - Sets BBQ plates or meat on fire as showpiece rather than by accident - If a fill-in cook drops something uses 5 second rule - Knows that 5 seconds can be counted v-e-r-y slowly - Swats at (and occasionally catches) flies with tongs - May have a selection of sauces, but - ALWAYS has tomato sauce - Knows that bread's served from the bag, not the plate - Skillfully evades salads when eating - Turns the gas bottle off