BBQ Protocol (Grill Sergeant)

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#1 Rule: There can only be *one* Grill Sergeant, and it is he who wears the Grill Sergeants apron and carries the weapons of a GS...... tongs and spatula. Everyone else must keep a respectable distance from the GS's 'war zone'. His word is law, and while the heat of the grill rages, he is a God. Fear him in the heat of battle, and watch with wonderment and awe the heavenly delights he brings forth from the raging inferno.

Posted 25/01/2010 by Peter Lucas

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Taka tala

We LOVE the Taka Tala! I made a cheese'n'chive mix with grated cheese, cream cheese, chopped chives and Taka Tala sauce. Nice.

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Feb 16 | Saucy Sausage
For Saucy Sausage

You are a saucy one, aren't you?? :-)

(Hopefully a sauce I haven't tried yet, like the Taka Tala.)

I am Grill Sergeant, I have the 3 stripes, and now I have the Aussie BBQ Legend t-shirt to go on under my Grill Sergeants apron. 'Legend' status has given me a temporary promotion to the rank of Grill Sergeant Major. I need to successfully complete the next 6 BBQ's to a very high and exacting standard to make the promotion permanent.

And with a fantastic array of Beerenberg sauces to give to my 'troops'....... the promotion will be a shoe in ;-)

So no....... no name change will be forthcoming.

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Feb 10 | The Grill Sergeant (Major)
Barbie

If you win the BARBIE, will you change your name to Ken? Or should it be G.I.Joe seeing as you're a military type?

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Feb 08 | Saucy Sausage
My weekly prize arrived!!

I've just taken possession of my weekly prize...... the cap is now my favourite and is admired by many, so I'll have to keep a close eye on it at all times!!

The T-shirt.... people have approached me and asked where they can buy one!! I've told them you can't buy them for love, nor money..... you have to *earn* one :-)

The cooler is permanently around my water bottle.

And the sauces......... OMG!! I've bought the Coopers Ale BBQ sauce just recently and I decided after the first use I was never going back to 'ordinary' BBQ sauce ever again!!

I've never been a fan of Tomato sauce........ till now!! The Beerenberg Tomato sauce is out of this world!!!
It *is* without a doubt, the best Tomato Sauce I have *ever* had...... and I'm not just saying this to suck up to Beerenberg.
I even use it on grilled cheese sandwiches!!

I have yet to try the other sauces, but just going by the two I've already tasted, I know I'm in for a good time!!

I've used Beerenberg products before..... jams, chutneys and marinades....... and the sauce range is now going to be on our shopping list.

Now I just have to find someone to give all my 'ordinary' Tomato and BBQ sauces to!!!

Well done to the Beerenberg 'family'......... you have a fantastic product, and you'll certainly be on my 'to visit' list next time I'm in the Barossa/Handorf area.

Just a suggestion though........ have you ever thought of putting the sauces in squeeze bottles?? It would make transportation to outdoor BBQ venues so much easier and safer.

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Feb 03 | The Grill Sergeant
ONLY 15??

The naysayers are gathering. Bah...who needs them.
If they only knew how you work such magic with the crappy BBQ you have now, they'd be lining up to get you a better one!!

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Jan 30 | Corporal Punishmen
*15* Thumbs down???!!!

Seems we have some malingrillers amongst us, time for some Parade Ground justice.

All those who gave a Thumbs Down, one pace forward, March!!

Left turn!!

Quick march!!

Malingrillers will break into double time, doubleeeeee time!!

Now keep going straight and don't bloody stop until I tell you to!! No back chatter and keep in step or you'll earn the wrath of the Grill Sergeant and get 20 flicks under the left nostril with a raw snag!!

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Jan 24 | The Grill Sergeant