Aussie BBQ Legends

I once was having a good old aussie steak centric BBQ (and yes, there was a shrimp or two planned) and was cooking up a storm out back on my (not so) trusty (and rather vintage) barby. The problem was that I was dividng my time between entertaining our mates in the front room of the house and cooking up everything out back. We were going to head outside soon after small talk to eat, but the lads caught something on tv they wanted to keep watching. I started watching too; it was a replay of some game that was on the previous night and one of the lads wanted us to see a certain part of it. Anyway, out of sight out of mind as they say and when my mate Tommo yelled out "Ben, get out here!" I knew immediately I'd been a poor guardian of the meat and it wasn't going to be pretty. Needless to say, it wasn't good at all. The entire thing was completely ruined. Everything was torched and to add insult to injury it appeared as though a bird had crapped on one of the now virtually 100% charcoal steaks. Fun times. Give me the bbq pack? You'd be helping in the preservation of fine australian beef products!